Tire Fire Rally exists in a large part because, like a little kid, I have fun drawing cars. So, I'm channeling that childish urge into new content for the game.
This week, I'm adding three new vehicles to the list the player can choose from.
First of all, I've fixed up the (previously broken) taxi from the promotional pictures. Feel free to turn off the sound and play The Offspring in the background while you zoom around in the Unstable Taxi.
Second on the list is a car I am calling the GT 2024. It looks like a car someone would drive along a long highway in a Viagra commercial, or James Bond would steal and crash in the Brosnan era. Perfect for driving into tunnels, or through a canyon.
Third is the White Steed. Ideal for your impromptu freeway jaunt on a sunny afternoon after you definitely didn’t murder your wife. All of these jokes are old, but probably so is my target audience.
Anyway, that’s it for this update. Go try out the new cars. Come back next week for more.
Later.