Goodbye! Take care, I’ll be seeing you next week! Let me clarify: I always wanted to start off writing a farewell and end up with greetings, so here we are! Now that all the readers are dismissed, it’s time for our recurring main topic: my week and how it went!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💟
For starters, I’ve managed to burn myself 🔥 out of everything that I enjoyed doing. Some of those things involved candles, matchsticks, stove and an air fryer, so maybe it was inevitable that I’d get burnt. Nevertheless, I’ve been trying to shore up ♒ the creative sea of my mind, and for that I delved shallowly into about ten different surreal gaming titles. They are: !%¨$#¨$%#&$%¨&$%¨&#$%@%#@$&%#$%¨$%# and #$!#$#% . Funny, the words didn’t come out. 🤐 Oh well, you can just play plan b4 when it soon comes out in early access instead. Not like you are the one using the waters of imagination to come up with levels anyway.
Sometimes you’ll find clankers around; there’s some varieties, but these turrets specially can be a big pain in the ass.
About the game, bad news: I deleted all of the files while my boss was away on a trip. 😁 No, for real, everything is lost. The good news is, I got them wrong and deleted my files instead! Wait, that fucking sucks lol 🤣Uhm yeah, the bossman is away for a bit but the team is working ever so hard to make this baby work out; we’re checking all the maps for any bugs (I don’t like insects really🐛), establishing the links of progression and unlocking upgrades/guns, and we’re touching up the soundtrack to get an original experience in each mission.
Okay, the red ones are annoying, but these blue, sniper turrets - don’t get me started; they will blow your shit smooth off! 🏴☠️☠
The devs also added a few new guns and a tidy little parry system with one of the new weapons: the katana. We also have a hookshot, but I didn’t get clearance to talk about that yet. On the not-quite player-like caricature (NPC) side we got our quest giver (‘the contractor’🧡) our upgrade girl (‘The Operator’ 💛) and a curious little goblin-esque devilish little evil despising creature-girl (‘Qatherine’🤢) who’ll keep you company in case you want a break from all the action (she asks questions. This bitch. 🙄).
There’ll be some things to pick up on your way to the end of each mission; sometimes you need a key, other times you need some whis-key.
Firstly, (as opposed to finally 😉) I want to tell you about dialogue, bars and the crushing loneliness that exists in the universe. I want to speak about the foundations of building a solid relationship with your playing cards. I WANT to start a CONVERSATION about what me and my beloved gnomes have concluded about escapism. So yeah, that’s some of the things I want. I’m not gonna do them tho, I lost the desire to after writing all of that. I don’t know how they let me get away with this lol.
Ever tried grabbing a link with your mouse? Try it: