Hiiii shark-girls 🦈, how’s it going? Me, I’m not going anywhere. In fact, today we’re bringing someone over here (despite his insistence that I should ‘do my work’ and ‘stop writing and fix those wall clips’): the El Jefe himself: Olivato!
I think this is the only time I’ve seen him get this title by the way. o(*￣▽￣*)ブ
Question-asker Cacaul: Omg, hiiii, how have you been? Happy to be here?
Boss Of Supervising Stupid idiots (BOSS): Hi? This is the first question? Why are you pretending to be interviewing me?
The elevators were installed wrong - despite pointing up this one actually goes down (or maybe my sense of direction is scrambled).
Q: I can’t answer questions. What made you want to make the game?
BOSS: First of all, money, I want to retire. Secondly, there were no fun games to play with my friends, I had to learn lots of skills and systems and I didn’t want that. But retirement is the keyword.
Q: What would be your favorite yellow animal, if you had one?
BOSS: Giraffe. Giraffe is like a unicorn; what do you mean a giant horse with a long ass neck exists? It would be easier to convince me of the unicorn to be honest. I’d pick pikachu but I think those are only in japan. That’s an animal isn’t it?
Bossman pulling a knife on me while we talked in game. Different from real life, where he kept his distance with a g-
Q: Who killed Laura Palmer?
BOSS: Do you really want to know? Because I do know. It’s maybe better that I don’t say it, they’ll get me as well.
Q: How is it like working with the godot engine?
BOSS: [REDACTED] *He seemed overcome with joy and very thankful that godot is a free software that works perfectly well and proved to be not difficult at all to use. ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ*
Me and the chief working in perfect unison <3 Disregard the blood on my clothes~
Q: A question you wish I had made?
BOSS: I wanted you to come up to me and ask ‘Guess how many maps I made last night’ and that I guessed 10 but you said 12. Really I’d love to see you put your health on the line for my retirement.
Q: What or why should the fans be excited to play plan b4?
BOSS: We got a crazy good feeling headshot animation with about 32 frames. Also, I’d like you to add even more detail on the head explosion animation, more frames.
Well folks, there you have it, incredibly inspiring and revitalizing words from our dear scrum-master! I promised to keep you all updated regarding the gnomes situation but I’ve been busy playing cards with my cat, 'Rebeccita'. Did you guys know the ‘three of flowers’ can’t beat a ‘Foucault’s cannon’ when it’s up-standing? Oh well.
Tune in next week to read about gun mechanics! Although I didn’t know we had those mechanics guys in the game. Wait - bossman just told me that he meant the way the guns work. Didn’t know they had jobs, I wonder how much they’re paid. Oh, before I go, the bear last week was quite friendly, it was kinda sad seeing him get carried by the gnomes through a crack in the wall.
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