🕶️ Hello again, Tank Lovers!
It’s your jazzy buddy Axbert, sliding in to drop a smooth little update full of mystery, sparkle, and absolutely no sandwiches pretending to be fish. Nope. Nothing like that in here. Definitely not.
Anyway! Let’s check out what’s new in version 1.0.6:
💫 New Stuff! Just Added! Totally Fresh!
🧜♂️ Seahorses Have Arrived!
That’s right—seahorses are now a thing!
They’re here, they’re weird, and they swim like pipe cleaners caught in a current.
Put them in your tank. Love them. Pretend they’re dragons.
💎 Crystal Decorations – Four Sizes of Sparkly, Tank-Friendly Awesomeness!
We’ve added brand-new crystal decor to the game!
Four sizes, ranging from “hmm that’s neat” to “wow that’s borderline geological.”
Decorate responsibly. Or irresponsibly. I’m not your boss.
🗓️ Limited-Time Fish Appearances!
Support for seasonal fish has been added!
One will show up in the shop around the end of July.
What is it? Why is it? Should you be afraid?
No comment. Don’t ask again.
🎶 New Song: “Aquarium on the Jazz”
Nobody asked for it.
I made it anyway.
It’s jazzy, it’s moody, it pairs well with reflective fish and neon lights.
🎣 A New Ultra-Rare “Catch” in the Fishing Minigame
Something has been added to the waters.
It is not a fish.
It is not exciting.
It is not influenced by your luck stat.
In fact, luck means absolutely nothing here.
It might not even exist.
Or maybe it does.
Either way, you won’t find it. Probably. Maybe.
🛠️ Bug Fixes & Improvements
🍣 Fixed Achievement Tracking for “Seaweed, make sushi”
The seaweed counter wasn’t resetting when counting the seaweed, so you'd unlock it 5 minutes after adding one piece of seaweed.
Now it resets like a good little variable. For those of you who got this achievement accidentally, I'll let you keep it. 🍱
🐡 Koi Now Catchable in Pond Fishing
The koi union refused to be caught before.
So I brought them in for a stern HR meeting.
They’ve agreed to participate in the fishing minigame now.
(After several donuts and a mild threat to revoke their decorative privileges.)
👀 Removed Unused Outline Scripts from Fish Eyes & Mouths
These were doing a whole lotta nothing and hogging space.
Gone. Your tank runs smoother now and your fish blink 7% more confidently.
🎩 Fixed Hat Outlines Getting Clipped by Selection Indicator
Your stylish fish friends were suffering from hat embarrassment.
We’ve upgraded the outline system so hats now render in all their fabulous glory, even when selected.
Removed Herobrine.
That’s it for now, friends.
Whether you’re jazzing up a cozy tank, chasing the unknown in the fishing minigame, or just wondering when a strange fish will show up in the shop... I’ll be here. Watching. Waiting. Vibing.
Until next time,
Axbert 🦎
Crystal curator. Mystery gatekeeper. HR specialist, Jazz engineer.