Greetings, noble Romans and time travelers!
Your favorite toga-dropping simulator just got a little smoother, a little louder, and a lot more inappropriate. Here’s what the gods (and your humble developer) have bestowed upon you in this delightfully debauched update:
🛠 Bug Fixes (Because even in Ancient Rome, junk placement matters):
Fixed an issue with the male genitals when wearing bottom cloth or dress. No more awkward ghost-peens or toga bulges of doom. The imperial sausage now behaves with dignity.
Fixed an issue with resetting of the hair, masks, blindfolds and glasses when making other changes in the character settings menu. Your accessories will no longer vanish like a senator mid-orgy.
Fixed an issue with the showing and hiding "Follow me" menu for the dog. Your furry companion now responds like a loyal beast, not a passive-aggressive deity.
Fixed an issue with appearing R(Shit) menu even when the player is not close to it. The poop menu now politely waits until you're near — no more unsolicited excrement pop-ups!
Fixed an issue with wrong name of the Shit when you are popping. Because even ancient bowel movements deserve accurate labels.
Fixed an issue with the long texts of the quest to get out from the quest message box. Long-winded philosophers are welcome, but their monologues now stay inside the scrolls where they belong.
Fixed an issue with the long texts of the message chat box. Your spicy DMs will no longer spill out like Roman wine at BacchusFest.
Fixed an issue with crouching player when sliding. No more accidental gladiator crab-walks. You now slide like the majestic, well-rested you are.
🔥 New Voice Lines – NSFW and Proud:
We’ve added bundles of 10 extra-spicy, NSFW-leaning in-game voice lines for your filthiest moments, triggered by glorious Roman activities such as picking up:
Ball, Shit, Skeleton Head, Fire Torch, and Dildo.
Yes. Even the Dildo has a voice now. Mario who?
💺 Now Featuring Voiced Roman Reactions to Doing Basically Anything:
Because your body deserves commentary:
Sitting down
Standing up
Lying down
Getting up from lying down
Sitting on the toilet
Standing up from the toilet
Whether you're taking a dump or rising like a phoenix from your marble couch, there's now an authentic Roman grunt, sigh, or moan to match. Maximum immersion. Minimal shame.
That’s all for now, citizens. Go forth, fondle responsibly, and remember: when in Rome... moan like the NPCs do.