📅 Glorious Day: 26/11/2024!
Minions, rejoice! Master TorcherR has graciously allowed us to fix things (after much yelling). Behold the results of our scurrying!
⚡ Major Commands From Our Master
"ADD MENU! Runners love options!"
- A shiny new menu has been added for graphics, sound, and even starting a new game.
- (Pro tip: Press ESC mid-game—no more excuses to slack off!)
"LOADING SCREENS NEED QUOTES!"
- Inspirational (or terrifying) words of wisdom from our Master now grace the loading screens.
- Read them. Fear them. Love them.
"ENDGAME SCREEN FOR LOSERS!"
- Whether you fail or succeed, a fancy new endgame screen awaits.
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“ADD EVIL MIST! Make everything scarier!”
- A sinister fog now blankets the world, creeping into every corner.
- You can’t hide. You won’t escape. But it does look cool, right?
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“MORE HORROR! MORE FEAR!”
- The game is darker, scarier, and 100% more likely to make you regret playing it.
- Don’t blame us—we just do what we’re told.
🛠️ Specific Orders We Followed (Mostly)
1️⃣ Sound Fixes & Additions
- Added countless creepy sounds for that extra "atmosphere."
- Fixed breathing sounds!
- Low sanity now means your Runner breathes like us after running from the Master.
- Buy sanity, and the creepy breathing stops.
- (Master says: “Good job. You’re alive. For now.”)
- Music now shifts depending on where you are.
- We toiled for days perfecting the vibe. Don’t waste it.
2️⃣ Bug Fixes
- Fixed the respawn curse: No more runners staying dead if they die together.
- Fixed pressure plates: They no longer scream endlessly when stepped on.
- Fixed greedy coin stashing: No more hoarding 500 coins, you sneaky minions.
3️⃣ Multiplayer Magic
- Stabilized multiplayer.
- No more sneaky runners joining sessions already in progress.
- Fixed lobbies: Lounge without randomly losing sanity or lives.
- (We suspect sabotage, but Master forgives none.)
4️⃣ Graphics & Visual Enhancements
- Added glorious visual effects to amplify the terror.
- Fixed textures and map issues where runners could get stuck or fall into the void.
- Clients now see the same effects as the host.
- (The Master insists on consistency!)
💬 Praise, Criticism, or Coin Offerings?
Direct all correspondence to: https://discord.gg/uDrJ5mpM
Master TorcherR demands your input… but only the useful kind.
Signed, The Minions
(Still alive, still working… barely.)