HEY RATSHAKERS,
BEHOLD! THE RAT HAS TRANSCENDED ITS DIGITAL PRISON TO ACHIEVE FORM IN HUMAN MEATSPACE. NOW YOU TOO CAN SHAKE YOUR VERY OWN RAT.
PRE-ORDERS ARE NOW LIVE. ACT QUICKLY, SALES END JUNE 18TH, 2025!
BUY ONE, BUY TEN, AND NEVER AGAIN KNOW THE PAIN OF NOT HAVING A STUFFED RAT TO SHAKE.