Hey Everyone!
It's been a long time since our last update. When we go silent for too long, we're always up to something , and this is the case. We're here with a really big, all-in-one-flail-to-the-face update. Let's start from the beginning then!
Heretical Priest is here!
We added this beloved class to the roster. Hunted by the Two-Headed Basilisks of the One True Faith, this heretic can be found raving in ruins, traipsing endlessly down dusty roads and desecrating cathedrals by night. They come with some nasty skills of their own and a one-of-a-kind companion: an albino monkey. To get this class from the beginning, you must first encounter them in the Tavern or during your adventures. Good luck and godspeed.
Pilfered Prizes, oh yeah!
We added a brand new Heretic Quest. This one takes place in Graven-Tosk and Grift, and will lead you to your death at the hands of one of the nastiest bosses we've made in this game: the Mörk Rustning (meaning "dark armor"). Wielding the biggest sword ever seen, standing at his colossal height, this folk can and will crush you.
Dread Risen, please no!
Yeah, this iconic foe has arrived in the Dying Lands. Strong, fast, goaty — you can meet this very special Skelly in every single adventure, from the very beginning, because you are being hunted, always. The only upside is that you can always choose to run away from this dude; but if you learn how to fight and beat this hell of a mob, maybe you'll get a nice reward — or maybe not, but you can still brag about it to your friends.
Skelemorphosis, wtf?
Is it a new class? Not exactly — this is a new Arcane Catastrophe. It will turn your character into a Skelly, and there's no turning back at that point. You can keep playing as a Skelly until the end of days, or until a dog steals your bony legs. It's real fun to play, and I'm curious to know if anyone can actually beat a boss using this bunch of bones.
Empty Stash, who thought about this one?
This is another Arcane Catastrophe. All your belongings will fall to the ground and teleport to a random room — 100% chance to piss you off.
Some lines for the Blade of the Ancestors.
Do you remember the Wretched Royalty? Do you remember that magical sword following them all around the Dying Lands? Well, that sword hates you, and now it will express all that hatred during your adventures with some lines.
Well, it's a lot, and this will be our last update before we get some rest. We'll be back in the office from the last week of August, and we'll get back to adding new stuff in September — like the Cursed items from our last contest.
Well, that's all I had to say. As always, thanks for all the feedback and the reports. Hope you have some fun with this update, the new class, and the new enemies. See you!
All Praise Yetsabu-Nech