Hi, it's Ells&Pills!
We didn't plan to make updates because this particular joke game is fully represented and doesn't need any additions. But!
It was hard to resist adding a legendary bird familiar to many players! Considering the absurdity of what is happening on the screen, a rude, swearing goose is exactly what is needed, a kind of cherry on the cake! So here's a humble update that adds a legendary bird and one additional achievement!
Please don't take it too seriously, it's just a game. It's exactly what games are for, a similar, sometimes absurd experience. So that you don't have to do something stupid in real life, but have the opportunity to get into some crazy role and blow off steam in the virtual world.