Greetings, specimens; it is I, the ingenious and most handsome of physiologists, Dr. Moreau. I'm writing to you swathes of salty spelunkers this day to inform you all of some uh... problems that have been created. Problems that I may or may not have anything to do with.
You see, some brilliant mind has recently been experimenting with creating the Most Ultimate Hopping Creature Ever Known to Man - an uncanny hybrid of Frog and Rabbit - a Frobbit, if you will. This experiment was so incredibly successful that it managed to hop its way out of the facility and off my- er - off SOMEONE'S Secret Island and into The Living Infinite's depths themselves.
This creature lives to breed, and as such it has left countless of its spawn in its wake - in the form of large EGGS containing its young. If not stopped, this creature will undoubtedly overrun the undersea eco-system with its many Hopping Hatchlings in a matter of weeks.
I propose then, that since you are all down there ANYWAY, that your many bands of submarine dwellers may track down as many of these Eggs as you can, and put a stop to this creature's breeding habits once and for all.
Additionally! This Frobbit may or may not have also made off with FOUR RARE EXPERIMENTS in creating the Ultimate Festive Spring Headwear, courtesy of some genius with a PhD. Due to some extremely sophisticated bio-science, these experimental fashion statements may be discovered within the Eggs themselves; If you happen upon any of these, feel free to keep them as compensation for your extinction efforts.
I wish the best of luck to you all! Those of you who suffer a Frobbit-toothed fate in the process, I salute you. The lifespan of the Frobbit is short, so as long as the threat is contained it and its Eggs should expire within the week.
Sincerely,
~ Dr. Moreau, PhD