Do you see what I did there?
That there is what marketers call a "hook".
So now I've hooked you.
Which makes me feel like a pirate.
You know, how those pirates have those hook-hands?
Although not only pirates have hook-hands.
But I feel like a pirate.
But I'm not "arghing", I'm buttoning.
Buttoning the button.
Anyway, did you want to know the date?
It's today.
But the date that Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition is coming out?
Are you ready?
June 11th.
JUST KIDDING!!!!
It's actually June 10th.
THAT'S A WHOLE DAY EARLIER THAN I LIED TO YOU ABOUT!!!!
I've heard you should exceed expectations to make rabid fans.
Are you rabid yet?
Don't go biting each other in the forums now, ya hear!
Lovingly,
Your friend,
Always watching,
Josh Powlison
Creator of Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition