I was walking in the grocery store, wearing my Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition onesie, and someone commented "oh, that's so cute and fabulous, what is that?"
i figured they would know. I figured it would be obvious.
But I went along, figuring they would know exactly what I was referring to. "Oh, it's a onesie for Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition!" I replied cheerfully.
"What's that?"
My heart dropped. And so did my knees. When I finished screaming up at the ceiling, I turned my attention to the individual. "I apologize," I stated. "I lost my composure there for a moment."
I got up, and asked: "You... you haven't heard of Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition?"
They shook their head.
"That's an agreement with my negative statement, correct?"
They thought for a second, then nodded.
It's a bad thing that happened in the Oreo aisle, because I ended up stocking up too much.
Now I'm crying into Oreos and milk. But they don't satisfy.
Only BUTTON satisfies.
Keep pressing on, my children.
Euphorically yours,
Josh Powlison
Creator of Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition