Among the factions of the dungeons, word has spread that leaders from three two particular parties are campaigning to see who gets to present their Gruel Appreciation Parade (G.A.P.) this year to gain favor of the great Bastard.
All Both leaders however find themselves at a neck and neck race, tied at 524 votes each. Since no new people are entering the dungeon at this time, it's up to you to make a difference! Bellow you'll find snippets from the leader's speeches to their people. Pick the one that speaks to you, makes you cry, connects to your inner psyche or pick randomly!
The Leaders
First is the mystical student Billy. Leader of the student association.
"Students of the magical school of Gruel Study, G.A.P is upon us once again as our final project, and we WILL get top scores this year! Remember to write those essays and vote for me, as fresh books and mystical orbs are on the line! And a note to the dart club, please make sure you learn the art of direction before throwing any darts towards your targets, thank you."
- Student Billy
Then we have General Warstarter. Avid weapon enjoyer and twice divorced.
"Alright soldiers and maggots, I've dedicated my eternal life to close on G.A.P this year, and I'm sure of it. If we win, I promise comfortable coffins, a bigger army barracks to include a higher variety in fighting styles and brooms to clear webbing from those hard to reach bones. Go Bone Rattlers!"
- General Warstarter
And finally, we have the Steam King, ruler of all things Steam Powered.
"My legion, it is a great day today, for it is the G.A.P parade's section of the calendar. As last years winners, I beg, please do not carry yourselves higher than you are. You are apart of the Mechanist Kingdom, a fact to be proud of. already We shall try our best, and if fortune favors the bold, we shall win once more. Go on, my Mechanist Legion, and prove that we are the best faction trapped between these cavernous walls!"
- Steam King
Steam King was later found in an alley blown up and has since been disqualified from the vote.
So, finish drying those tears? These speeches really hit close to home, at least for me. Whoever you vote for today, I'm sure the content of their parade will really show their appreciation for your vote.