[UPDATE on 12.18 @ 6:37 PM EST] — Running Longer Than Planned 🐛
Maintenance is taking longer than expected while the team tackles the mystery of the missing inventory items and ensures Eiona ships safely!
You'll see the published Patch Notes article the moment everything's ready. Thank you for your patience and excitement to kick off your new island adventure, senpai!
V.0.7.0’s been slow-cooking for a while now, and its milestone-worthy digits pack an extra punch with the much anticipated shipping of Level 4, aka Siren’s Island featuring the beautiful Eiona!
This patch also brings one new localization, a Level 2 upgrade we kept cracking corny jokes about, and a heavily requested quality-of-life feature.
What To Expect
Scheduled maintenance will begin on Thursday, December 18th at 2:00 PM (EST) and is expected to last a couple of hours.
As with all our scheduled maintenance, playing during this period may disrupt gameplay as AI NPCs repeat their "Don't say that!" lines.
In case you're not familiar with server errors, the NPCs' dialogue will be limited to their iconic server error lines:
🔪 Catgirl: "Don't say that, that makes me embarrassed!"
🔮 Witchy: "Oh dear! Don't say such things, my mischievous little pudding!"
⚡ Hologram: "Please don't say that, as it is against the station's regulations."
🌊 Siren: [[u]COMING SOON, DROP YOU BEST GUESSES IN THE COMMENTS] (Spoiler: she may or may not insult you. ːcatgirlcryː)
Once the patch is live, you’ll finally wake up to a certain turquoise/teal/seafoam-haired beauty, and a few known bugs will quietly vanish into the sea.
Found any bugs hiding in your sandals post-maintenance? Email [email protected] with more info and we'll stomp them on your behalf.
Thank you to all senpais for your continued dedication. Whether you stay local to your favorite NPC or let Eiona reel you in, one thing’s certain: we take no responsibility for crimes of passion committed among the yanderes.
Yandere Glomps,
~AlterStaff 💖🔪