It is Tuesday. The city is screaming. You’re still delivering. Let’s get into it.
📞 New Weapon: Phone Handset
Finally, a weapon that understands customer service. The Phone Handset swings in a wide arc, pierces through everything, and hits like a missed call from your ex. Upgrade its size, speed, damage, and spawn rate to keep those lines deadly.
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