Our regularly scheduled update cycle is on Fridays...
BUT we had some extra special problems features we just couldn’t wait to share. You're welcome in advance.
Music System: It works again. You're welcome.
We duct-taped the speaker wires back together and politely asked the boss theme guy to stop yelling over everything.
Animatics: Now skippable. Because free will.
Added emergency exits to all cutscenes in case you're violently allergic to narrative.
Night Shift: Adjusted for “fun.” Allegedly.
Rebalanced the night shift so it’s slightly less like chewing broken glass in the dark. Oh, and it's longer.