Behold, faithful adherents of the Great Dreamer, Cthulhu!
The time has come to unveil the eldritch marvels of our unhallowed game, as decreed by the somnolent deity himself. Our lord's inscrutable will commands us to unveil the arcane rites of gameplay to all who revere his name.
In obedience to his dread commands, we are tasked with seeking out acolytes, those willing vessels who shall disseminate the forbidden knowledge across the globe. To this end, we beckon forth the streamers, the youtubers, and all who wield influence in the realms of mortal consciousness. Let them heed our call, for we shall bestow upon them a glimpse of the dark majesty that lies within.
Moreover, dear worshippers, should you discern a soul deserving of our revelation, let your voices resound in the blasphemous name of Cthulhu. Extend the tendrils of our beckoning to those who dwell in ignorance, that they may be ensnared by the allure of our forbidden lore.
Join us in the shadowed halls of our Discord server or reach out to us at [email protected]. Together, let us herald the reign of chaos and madness in the name of our slumbering master!