Meat Me in the Med Bay
Rangus Meats Corp cares deeply about employee wellbeing. Well — Rangus cares about employee uptime, which is basically the same thing. So while the crew clocks out for a short summer break, we're leaving the med bay open and putting you on revive duty.
The SWAPMEAT community is invited to a new challenge!
Pick your teammates up off the floor, rack up revives together, and unlock a brand-new cosmetic set for the galaxy: the Medic suit, created in ancient times by Rangus Research & Development team, heading down the pipeline right now.
This one runs July 3 – July 13.
Because the goal ships in an update, the Medic suit will land in everyone's Meat Locker once we're back and the update goes out — provided, of course, you hit the collective revive goal. (Carl believes in you. Carl also filed the paperwork already, so please don't make him look bad.)
The Reward
One community goal, one deceptively cute reward set:
The Medic suit — revive your fellow Squishies 8,000 times as a community.
The set comes in pieces: a stethoscope head, a shot-antenna bopper (a genuine 70s-toy-core deep cut), and the suit itself.
How it Works
- The revive count is a community-wide total — every Squishy saved counts. We heal the number together
- The more you team up, the faster it fills. Grab a friend (or three)
- You don't have to opt in to anything. You're contributing just by playing multiplayer and being a good field medic
- Hit the goal and the Medic suit unlocks for every single player. It'll appear in your Meat Locker in the post-challenge update
Mmm, Refreshing!
The team's on a short summer break during the event (July 6–10), so instead of live shout-outs we've got a live leaderboard on the website that refreshes on its own. Want to know how close we are? Check the leaderboard. It never sleeps. Even when we do.
Stay Patched, Squishies
This is a community win, start to finish — a little something to keep the meativerse ticking while we recharge. Round up your real-meat friends, keep each other alive, and let's get everybody kitted out in scrubs like Dr. Robby. See you on the other side of the break.
- Read the latest patch notes
- Join us in Discord
