RANGUS MEATS™ R&D DEPARTMENT
TO: All Meat Scientists and Rangus Personnel (@everyone)
FROM: Carl Rangus, Founder & CEO
RE: 100K Wishlists Secured!
Season Greetings Meat Scientists,
YOU MANIACS DID IT! 100,000 WISHLISTS!!
As a “reward” (and because the pressure buildup in R&D was becoming unsafe), we are releasing a FREE NEW ANTENNA COSMETIC for EVERY operative.
Your new mission:
- Equip your new Shronk Antenna Bopper!
- Jump back into the chaos!
- Continue sharing and wishlisting SWAPMEAT!
- And unlock more rewards with your fellow scientists!
Now stop reading and GO PLAY WITH YOUR NEW ANTENNA. You earned it.
Stay alert. Stay squishy.
Sincerely,
Carl Rangus, Founder and CEO of Rangus Meats™
