Yumeko : (Kicks the studio door open) What’s up, bitches!
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Hem… that’s quite an entrance, Ms. Nonbiri! Please, have a seat.
Yumeko : Don’t be a poser and call me Yumeko, old man! (Throws herself into the chair with her familiar fluttering around her) Wow, your chairs are fancy! I almost want to take a little nap…
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Hem… Thank you for your compliment on our studio. Mr. Reyes selected them personally. So, Ms. Nonbiri, we have learned that you plan to open a temp agency in Crimson City soon, can you tell us more about it?
Yumeko : Booooring! Anyway, yeah, Vamp’Hire Agency is going to be the best of the best temp agencies for vampires! UNMISSABLE!
Interviewer V-Diffusion : I admit the big billboards along the highway are hard to miss. But aren’t you afraid of attracting the attention of vampire hunters by exposing yourself so publicly?
Yumeko : Well, yeah! That’s the point, duh! Otherwise, how am I supposed to play cat and mouse? By the way, I recently caught one, and I have a little gift for you... (She opens her bag, revealing a severed human head which she throws at the interviewer)
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Uh, thank you… but I’d rather pass on your food leftovers…
Yumeko : You don’t get it! It’s a great decoration! I did it like Halloween pumpkins, and you can put a candle inside! Isn’t it super cool?
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Uh, sure. I’ll display it in the sewers later… Back to the topic at hand, Vamp’Hire Agency, where did you get this idea?
Yumeko : (Gives a thumbs down and sticks out her tongue) Booooring! But anyway, you see, I realized that doing stuff yourself is super boring! While we have all eternity to have fun, play video games, chill, whatever, no, we have to do adult stuff (she makes air quotes), like paying bills, earning money, all that crap. So, I found the solution! I grab low-level vampires, or I even turn stupid humans into vampires, and then I train them to rent them out to more powerful ones who also find doing stuff themselves boring!
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Damn, I admit the idea is excellent. I could use a servant to manage my household too!
Yumeko : See! Now we’re on the same page! And you can even train them, like if you want them to get faster, make them run in a hamster wheel. It’s hilarious. Anyway, if you need a minion, just one address: Vamp’Hire Agency!
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Great, and for our next question…
Yumeko : (Jumps up and leaves) Sorry! I’m outta here, buddy, I’m super bored! Come on, Murray (she says to her familiar still fluttering around the room). Byyyye!
Interviewer V-Diffusion : Dear viewers, that was the peculiar Yumeko Nonbiri introducing her new business in Crimson City: Vamp’Hire Agency. Have a deadly night and back to you in the studio!