Salaam alaikum warriors and horsemen!
Here, in the fiery steppes, where beshbarmak is worth its weight in gold, where horses snort under the full moon and spring weddings are as wild as a March hare, our game, Fuck You Witch, was born!
The game was created for those who want to feel like a hero, but are afraid to get off the couch. A game in which beshbarmak protects against obesity, and swearing saves your soul from heaven... and from the witch.
This isn’t just a simulator—it’s the ultimate anti-stress experience, where your main weapons are Russian swearing, the untamed spirit of the Kazakh steppes, and the freedom to unleash it all!
But there is a problem that we want to share with you zhek pi zhek.
* Zhek pi zhek is a Mambet catchphrase that refers to a brutal one-on-one fistfight behind the garages. **
**A one-on-one brutal fistfight behind the garages implies that you’ll be jumped by several people in a deserted spot, left beaten, and stripped of everything you have.
The minute of educational facts is over, let's return to pressing problems.
We have encountered financial difficulties that may prevent us from continuing to create unique games for you.
This year we have released six games based on the Fuck You Witch universe. These are:
- Fuck You Witch
- 10:59
- SNAP SNAP
- Twelve Sticks
-QR Dead
- the demo of VIDEoPHOBIA
- Writer. Chapter 1.
A total of seven games — it’s really fucking awesome, right?
We won’t go into detail here about the “Fuck You Witch” universe. If you want, we’ll make a separate video about it. It will be even more pleasant to see your comments, theories, and videos on this.
For now, let’s just say we plan to keep expanding this universe with more games, including a direct sequel to Fuck You Witch—and maybe even more than one! We have several ideas, we guarantee you will go fucking nuts!
But no matter how much we dream about it, now we are faced with difficulties that threaten our dream.
Therefore, we ask you: SUPPORT US!
We have prepared a set with our games, by purchasing which you help save our studio.
Leave a review—your opinion helps us become better. Remember, the kind words of our brothers and sisters are more nourishing to the soul than any kumiss, and they truly inspire us!
Tell your friends, moms, dads, grandparents, and your president about our game. Who knows, maybe it’ll inspire something truly useful in their next speech to the nation!
Write Elon Musk after all!
We believe that with your support, we can keep creating games that relieve stress, bring a smile to your face, and give your parents extra reasons to kick you out—or your neighbors a reason to call the police or the mental hospital orderlies!
Only together with you will we raise the obscenity screams above the mountains!
Thank you for being with us! ❤
Link to bundle: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/41351/FUCK_YOU_WITCH_Xorror_Vselennaya/