🎪 PATCHED & PETTED! 🎪
Hey Spankrs!
Just a tiny patch this time. Some bugs got squashed like digital roaches beneath the almighty Spank Stick. You might not feel the changes, but Spunk assures you: they hurt him deeply. Emotionally. As is our right, and dare I say, our duty.
Quick News! We're part of the upcoming Six One Indie Showcase Steam Festival!
Now onto JUICY JUICY SNEAKS! We’re saving the meatiest reveals for our Newsletter, but here’s some carnival chaos for your corrupted eyeballs:
Ever wished you could take Spunk on a date to a beautiful carnival to look deep in his angry, angry eyes? No? WELL TOO BAD, IT’S HAPPENING.
And what about that pet bowl in the SPANKR HQ? What's with that? Well, let me give a hint!
That's right, Pets are officially added to the game! They're ugly and broken (Spunk made them after all), but we'll try to fix what Spunk broke by launch. His pets are a little... odd.
There's plenty more! Dozens of levels! But I shan't spoil them for you, not yet! If you do like being pampered, spoiled, and granted in game gifts, feel free to join Our Newsletter link above!