Excerpts from an interview with the crew of the experimental vessel Eisenblum from the Saturday issue of Wolf auf Wolf magazine.
Athena Vesserschmidt, captain of the “Eisenblum”: I only take women on board on principle, but this time the staff sent me a guy named Maria. I still don’t know if it was a mistake or a joke, but we managed to work together. Oh, he did a great job, and the crew became so attached to him.
Lucy Fokkel, turret operator (Bow): He is my commander. Of course, I treat him with respect, as required by the Charter [for unknown reasons, Lieutenant Commander Fokkel blushes - WaW]
Rose Bells, Turret Operator (Left): Oh, during the flight, the commander has become our closest... friend! We value his... company so much. And we obey without question, right, Alice?
Alice Catlass, Turret Operator (Right): Uh… yeah. We… treat him well.
Maria Kamof, Turret Operator (Aft): Well… we made it on the “Eisenblum” at the same time, but I had no combat experience at all, and commander was kind enough to fill me in on the ins and outs of… fighting… I really appreciate his support!
Lucio Sanchez, Mechanized Unit Commander: He’s fine. He can be useful sometimes. Especially when it comes to the galley.
Сatarin Goranov, Communications Commander: He’s got a nice voice and fresh ideas, that’s all I can say… I haven’t even seen him once during the mission.
Athena Vesserschmidt, captain of the “Eisenblum”: Well, we usually go deep behind the lines… aggressively. Sturm und Drang, that sort of thing.
Сatarin Goranov, Communications Commander: Yeah, we go behind the lines a lot… but you do realize that this is classified information, right?
Lucio Sanchez, Mechanized Unit Commander: Captain’s, definitely. She's got the organization to run this flying brothel and stay sane. I don't know if that has anything to do with the alcohol-containing liquids on board, but I'm guessing it has something to do with it. Uh, I'm great with the engines, but getting people to do anything? She's got the rules.
Rose Bells, Turret Operator (Left): Mmm… The Combat Commander has achieved a lot in our team… yeah, there's something special about him. We all like that.
Maria Kamof, Turret Operator (Aft): I think… Lieutenant Commander Fokkel. She's a very… well, she's a role model for all of us. Always so… impeccable. Always keeps her cool. She's got a lot of achievements! I wish I could… be more like her.
Сatarin Goranov, Communications Commander: Well, that's simple, it's me. What? No, I won't explain, that's classified too! (laughs)
Almost everyone in the crew agrees it's Alice Cutlass.
Alice Catlass, Turret Operator (Right): Mmm… well… Rose Bells, she's the one who makes me… have to go there… too often…
Athena Vesserschmidt, Captain of the “Eisenblum”: I think her favorite technique is the wrench.
Rose Bells, Turret Operator (Left): Hmmmm… Sanchez doesn't usually stretch… yeah, she's the type to lock and slap, I think.
Lucio Sanchez, Mechanized Unit Commander: What the hell? I'm going to slap something on you right now.
Lucy Fokkel, Turret Operator (Bow): Lieutenant Bells has no concept of responsibility. I'm not sure she even knows the word. But the captain and the commander... they know their stuff.
Athena Vesserschmidt, Captain of the “Eisenblum”: Fokkel and Kamof are the most responsible. Sanchez could be trusted with any technical stuff. The rest... well, the rest, including me, are mostly slobs, but when the chips are down, none of us will let you down. I know that, after all, I'm the captain of this thing, Donnerwetter!
Rose Bells, Turret Operator (Left): I'm sure everyone here thinks Fokkel is the most responsible and I'm the most irresponsible. Maybe someone will tell her that locking one of the shooters in a punishment cell before a fight is irresponsible? It's because of her our left side looks so battered!
Сatarin Goranov, Communications Commander: The personnel file is also classified information. I wonder if anyone else remembered this?
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