Greetings, Aspirant Ballionaire.
We’ve gathered our shady cabal of Ballionaires together to let you know that we’re hungry... FOR GOLD! To pad our coffers, we’re pushing out Ballionaire on December 10th so you may begin to pay us your monetary tributes in earnest! Go forth and bonk, my pretties! All for the low low price of $12,34, €12,34, £12.34 and so on and so forth depending on which country you live in - discounted by 19% for the week after launch!
(***Pay no attention to the shady, cloaked figure. They are trying to tell you that Ballionaire is launching next week, right here on Steam! December 10th in fact!)
Our IT team of crack tech-knowers put together a self-explanatory video to help you make your numbers go up:
(***We got a little weird with this one)
Next week, go forth and earn... EARN AS NEVER BEFORE!
(***Ballionaire will release with 4 challenging boards, 125+ triggers, and 50+ boons, with more content following on the heels of launch! Share all the fun with us @rawfury or @newobject on X, or join the Discord where the real theorycrafting thrives!)
Signed,
The Seeker