SOMEHOW WE ARE STILL HERE

hey gamers,

ok but this is insane we're really glad everyone thinks this game is based dave reckons he's gonna throw us a pizza party bc we got over 300 positive reviews on steam but then he also made a weird phone call and is acting kinda sus i'm sure its fine

THINGS WE DID TODAY

• improved memory usage in hub (those experiencing crashes after the tutorial, pls see if this makes stuff better or whether we need to 1v1 code dave some more until morale improves
• fixed an issue with vsync/fps caps interactions was causing very low framerates
• adjusted many levels to improve flow and gameplay based on watching like 40 streamers miss the same stuff shoutout to the content creators yes we were watching you
• learned the names of the weapons
• no need to put this in the patch notes* slightly decreased load times for the big d and the bad guy rifle
• adjusted music priorities during 420 sequences
• made the TV easier to find after it gets moved. no we can't just not move it in the first place. no we won't explain why. it's better this way
• adjusted sound volumes of meme sounds so they are more obnoxious
• fixed an issue where the stats related to freeing the caged animals was not incrementing correctly in certain situations peta pls don't come after us this is a video game

it's been one week since this game came out and so we're gonna go reunite with our families and come back when the mlg airhorn gets blasted once more

we're keen to add some more content in over the next few months but we aren't gonna promise anything til its a done deal bc this is a AAAAA game and we are super professional 1337 marketers we're actually waiting on our call from mr keighley telling us there's a new game of the year category and we're actually the winner and he is personally throwing us a parade

anyway cheers m8s

<3 Normal Wholesome

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