HO! HO! HOLD EVERYTHING AND SEND ME YOUR LETTERS, HEROES!
Your Santa Brawler is FROZEN SOLID and EXTREMELY BORED. @everyone, wanna help me fix this? Then grab a pen and let me know what you want for Christmas — guns, gadgets, shinies, I don’t care! JUST SEND IT! The more wishes I get, the faster I BREAK OUT of this Titanic-sized ice cube!
I’ve been flexing non-stop for over a week, trying to crack this frosty prison with nothing but my LEGENDARY MUSCLES and UNREASONABLE OPTIMISM. And you know what? IT’S WORKING! Whatever you’re doing up there fighting those cold-hearted saboteurs seems to help as well, so keep pushing!
But to fully thaw out and SAVE CHRISTMAS (again), I need POWER. HOLIDAY POWER. YOUR POWER.
So here’s what you’re gonna do:
🎄1) Write your Christmas wish right here by December 19 →
Tell me what you want — weapons*, gear, snacks, emotional stability, world peace, WHATEVER. Santa does not judge. Santa only DELIVERS. Just make sure to add the correct ID, I’m NOT A PSYCHIC, after all!
🔥 2) Your hopes, dreams, and holiday-approved greed fuel my MOTIVATION LEVELS.
How does that work? I DON’T KNOW — IT’S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE, BABY!
⚔️ 3) Keep smashing those saboteurs!
The more you fight, the warmer the world gets — and the sooner I’m joining the party. When I’m free, we’re gonna turn this icy apocalypse into a JOLLY FESTIVAL OF JUSTICE.
If your letter is extra legendary, my trusted elf-streamer DiElf will read it LIVE on the holiday broadcast and throw gifts at the audience like a rabid snow cannon.
And if Coldheart is reading this…
You made the Naughty List SO HARD it caught fire.
See you soon.
You won’t like your present.
HO-HO-HOLD TIGHT, PIXEL WORLD — SANTA BRAWLER IS (almost) BACK!
*You can pick any PG3D weapon you like, except tournament, veteran, anniversary, DLC weapons, Iron Sword, and Locator.