Hi there!
Long time no see, hope you all are doing well. We missed you, truly, we did.
Luckily, we got a great opportunity to chat with you all thanks to Fangamer. Remember how in the 500k post we mentioned the upcoming merch later this year? Well, good news: the first batch of Mouthwashing goods is rolling out… right now!
We did our best to make sure that if you’d like to show Mouthwashing some love by getting some merch, you’ll get it in the best quality you could possibly have! And we gotta admit, Fangamer folks did a stellar job here.
…We’re still looking for people who would make Dragonbreath-branded mouthwash, though…
Anyway, shall we get started?
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY LONG SLEEVED SHIRT
Everyone has a metaphorical Jimmy in their lives. Even worse, sometimes that metaphorical Jimmy could be… you.
Now, we’re not saying you should only get this shirt if you’re fighting inner demons; anyone should get it, I mean look at it! But if you need a useful reminder on Mouthwashing’s themes, it’s right here, y’know.
OUT NOW ON FANGAMER AND FANGAMER EU&UK
I WANT TO GO HOME T-SHIRT
Is it a Mouthwashing reference? Is it a subtle message that the party you’re in kind of sucks? Is it a muffled cry for help as you feel like you’re stuck in an inescapable hell and just want this to end?
They’ll never know.
OUT NOW ON FANGAMER AND FANGAMER EU&UK
ID CARD PIN SETS
Wait, you didn't think Polle doesn't have an ID card of his own? He's an integral part of the Pony Express crew, maybe even more integral than the rest of em.
So go on, grab a set or three. We'll be watching the sales stats, lol.
OUT NOW FOR FANGAMER AND FANGAMER EU&UK
TALKING POLLE PLUSH
Polle Says: Buy My Plush.
Well, maybe he doesn’t say that. Although, he says a lot of other things cuz we put a voice box into this plushie. Daily affirmations, Pony Express guidelines, painful truths, you name it.
All of that in one adorable pony, a perfect gift for any lover of cartoon horses.
And finally, some news on the Mouthwashing console release.
Porting is still in progress, but we’re still looking forward to the launch of Mouthwashing on PS5 and Nintendo Switch later this year. In the meantime, go work on that backlog, you probably have way too many cool games waiting for you over there, ok?
Oh, and Mouthwashing will also be launching digitally on Xbox Series X|S as well as PlayStation 4. Just in case you were worried they’re not.
That brings us to the end of this update. Thank you everyone for making it through to the very end. Merch or no merch, we’re happy to have had this moment together and we hope to meet you all again soon.
Polle Says: Until Next Time,
Wrong Organ & CR Channel Crew
