Hey folks,
It's the 4th of March (in 'proper' calendar time)!
It's finally here: after mere seconds of waiting, an opportunity to pay a poultry* sum for an egg!
It's waiting, just for you... and any of the other 2 or 3 folks who decide to download it!
Why am I doing this? Because people asked me to!
Does it cure diseases? NO!
Does it make you more attractive? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Does it give you way more dungeoneering with the vague promise of a silly boss and a prize? YES!
Buy it!
Buy it now!
Buy two copies and give one away.
Buy a second copy and send one back to yourself after wrapping it so it looks like you have friends!
Buy one for that family member you've refused to speak to for 8 years because of that thing they said!
Buy a copy for your school, as a wedding present, or for the next funeral you plan on going to!
...wait, you plan on going to funerals? Wow. What do you know that I don't? That's concerning...
Anyway, Moonring is still FREE! If you are super poor and can't afford an Egg then:
a) You have my sympathies
b) Please spend the money on food or toilet paper instead
c) There are other ways to access the Egg via my Discord, but at least be quiet and polite about it. People are trying to sleep there. And please don't DM me. I'm also trying to sleep.
- Fluttermind
*Yes, that's a pun, not just poor spelling.**
**For non-English folks, a pun is a kind of word-play 'joke' outlawed in 1957 by the Geneva Convention