FROM: The Crush House Production Team TO: Jae Jimenez Jung SUBJECT: Offer of employment
Jae,
We are delighted to offer you the role of PRODUCER on THE CRUSH HOUSE, the hottest reality show on television. Congratulations and welcome aboard.
We are eagerly awaiting your arrival at our beautiful Malibu mansion. But until then, here's an important reminder of what your job will entail -- and what your responsibilities will be once you get behind your camcorder.
There's a reason THE CRUSH HOUSE is the most beloved and successful reality series in history.
Whatever the viewer wants, the viewer gets.
Learn your audience. Study their tastes, their quirks, their thirsts. Then make sure they’re being met, no matter what. Don't judge them, don't question them, just point your camera at whatever makes them happy.
If viewers tune out and ratings fall, it won't just be the end of your career. THE CRUSH HOUSE will be cancelled and taken off the air -- permanently.
With this in mind, we're sure you understand the importance of your new role as both camera operator and producer. Everything is riding on you.
But don't worry: you can handle it.
You were selected for a reason, and we are looking forward to seeing record-breaking network ratings on the next season of THE CRUSH HOUSE.
Welcome to the team.
