HOTEL BARCELONA
SUDA51 + SWERY65
1 WEEK TO GO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA
HAAA HA HAA
YOU WILL WAIT NO MORE
BLEED OUT ON THE SIDEWALK
NO - NO - THE HOTEL IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP
STRIDE INTO THE LOBBY
OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE
WIDE - WIDE - WIDER STILL
7 DAYS TO GO
7 DAYS
7 DAYS
7 DAYS 7777777
Yeah, that’s a swell old joint, that Hotel Barcelona. The most swingingest pad this side of the Appalachian Mountains, and I should know. Boy howdy, spent a good summer there as a kiddo. Heading back in just a week’s time, as it happens.
Matter of fact, why don’t you join us? Take a load off.
That’s the ticket. The Hotel Barcelona will cure what ails ya. Crisp air, warm hearth, the sound of bones cracking - splintering - falling apart.
Blood bubbling.
Ha ha.
Blood pooling between the wood.
HA HA.
KNIVES SHARPENING. DEATH EVERYWHERE.
THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS
TICK
TICK
TICK
HAHA. HA. HA.
THERE’S NO ESCAPE FROM HOTEL BARCELONA
IN 7 DAYS, YOU’LL FINALLY UNDERSTAND
7777777
So - ready for a vacation?
HOTEL BARCELONA
26 Sept 2025