Fight UI | Add combo damage text below the combo hits counter |
Lord Pyre | Super (6246L+M+H) = Scorch Lord Inferno Animation is a placeholder currently. - Lv1 = invincible dash punch - Lv2 = faster, further, launches, and jump cancelable - Lv3 = faster, further, hard knockdown, positive on block |
Renamed moves to be "Blaze" related | |
Blaze meter = changed colors of orange+red slightly | |
2H = increased hitbox height (to juggle into it easier) and hurtbox's height shrinks during startup and active frames | |
214EX = changed to be EX Criminal Deagle (instead of Volcanic Cobra) | |
Character portrait in Fight UI = adjusted positioning | |
Havoc Gem | Rename Cosmo to: "Welcome to Die" |
Menus | Add Tutorial button that says not implemented yet and to visit the Command List and Combo Trials [This to prepare for the next playtest alpha] |
Main Menu = QR codes for feedback survey and Discord | |
Combo Trials | Added 54 failure messages (551 total). Listed below: |
spooby pls free us | |
I can be your devil or your angle. | |
It's free real estate. | |
Coming soon: 2 Gemion 2 Function | |
So, you're telling me there's a chance... | |
What was all that "one in a million" talk? | |
But how does this affect Lord Pyre's legacy? | |
Yeh! That makes sense! | |
Biginning | |
CITTIZINS | |
I'm the guy who does this trial. You must be the other guy. | |
Lord Pyre vs Coughing Baby | |
Someone who works hard can never beat someone who mains Lord Pyre. | |
Yesss, that's through that. And look at the damage. Look at the damage!!!!! | |
This little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years. | |
I am become Gemion, the destroyer of Functions. | |
No one cares about the man in the box. | |
Don't believe his lies. | |
Are you watching closely? | |
Call it. | |
60% of the time, it works every time. | |
In another life, I would have really liked doing gemion and functions with you. | |
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark... | |
I have to return some videotapes. | |
Feed me a stray cat. | |
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Lord Pyre's card. | |
IT'S MARBLE, BABYYY! | |
"When my patience is tapped, I think of the river, and the flow is restored." - Mike "miek russ" Ross (2026) | |
#nenitup | |
Fockin' prawns! | |
Thank god for the machine!!! Thank god for BARRY-350! | |
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind. | |
Say "hello" to my little function!! | |
We out here tryna Function. | |
Get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown! | |
Every day is Big Friday. | |
Big gulps, huh? | |
I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass. | |
Wipe yourself off, man. You dead. | |
You have her eyes. | |
A shoe doesn't belong on your head. | |
No problemo. | |
Hasta la vista, BARRY-350. | |
Get to ze choppaaaa~ | |
Kill me. I'm here. Do it naoowh! | |
In space, no one can hear you gemion. | |
A perfect gemion. Its structural perfection is matched only by its function. | |
Game over, man. | |
It's a man, bayby. | |
How'd it get burned? | |
Life is like a box of gemions... You never know what you're gonna function. | |
Mankind knew they cannot change society. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Gemion. | |
Die one thousand gemions! | |
I will show you the power of the Satsui no Function. |
July 17, 2026
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