Greetings valued employees. All 150 000 of you.
We are excited to announce that progress has been made towards our company goals, and stock market investment is approaching lunar levels. As a part of our dynamic growth strategy, pictured below, we will now be commencing work on another department...
The Level Builder.
While it's not ready for deployment just yet, preparations are underway, and our engineers are currently assembling the necessary tools, screws, and motivational posters.
Our company values creative problem solving, and the Level Builder is the perfect opportunity for you to show your skills.
Begin construction on your own towers
Create and share your levels through the Steam workshop
Equip your co-workers with clothing
Import your own third dimensional models
Practice your office space Feng shui with customisable floorplans
Building your library of creations
Here is a Graphic Interchange Format clip of our progress.
We value each and every employee that has committed themselves to doing the thing. The thing we do here. Continued investment into the company will unlock a glimpse into our glorious past: the story of our great and benevolent Founder…
Kind regards,
Your Corporate Overlords