"A bored-looking demon loiters around the entrance to this strange portal. You catch his eye and he drawls “Oh hey. You want Bezar to set up now?"
Ok, what exactly is Bezar?
We’re almost sure it’s an interdimensional being with the best bargains in town and delivery right to your doorstep. But we don’t want to be quoted on that.
Have money to spend? Then you’re going to be dealing with Bezar. Bezar slips into worlds where there is a profit to be had. They are the incursion of capitalism into your kingdom and they are here to help you do your job. Just like the bankers who sell your Rewind insurance! You should definitely look into that by the way but that’s for another time.
How do you get Bezar to upgrade your gear?
Do you think we’re going to sell high-level items to a low-level customer!? Bah!
After the initial purchase of Bezar’s Bizarre Bazaar, you must complete quests to prove your consumerist capabilities!
Your savvy trading and investments will pay off when you get your very own branch of Bezars Dimension Trading LLC established in your kingdom! Providing you with the best items at the lowest prices so your adventurers can wreak havoc in dungeons!
Where does Bezar get their products anyways?
You might regret asking that. Dragon Souls are hard to come by, but Bezar will sell you one for the low price of 23 gold a piece! All you need to know is that you’re buying a quality Soul Orb off a slimy, glistening, tentacled sales-creature.
Does Bezar do a cheeky discount?
Hahaha, everything is already discounted. But if you were smart like the Tinkerer, you’d have your Bezar Buddy’s Loyalty card and get a whopping 5 gold pieces off every purchase.
Enjoy Black Friday sensibly and make sure you tell everyone about the never-ending deals available at Bezar's Bizarre Bazaar, as well as adding Dekstop Dungeons: Rewind to your wishlist.
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