Ever dreamed of learning investment strategies while falling in love?
No? Perfect.
This game is specifically designed for people who are emotionally unprepared and financially unstable — just like our cast.
In this chaotic otome-style romance simulation, you play as Broken —
a wildly unfortunate rich girl who struck oil in her backyard as a child, rose to instant wealth… and then tanked it all through spectacular financial disasters.
Her punishment?
Enrollment in the most intense (and completely unaccredited) finance academy on earth.
🎯 Your Goals:
💼 Learn to manage your money (or at least delay bankruptcy)
💘 Find true love (despite… all of them)
📉 Navigate the razor-thin line between romance and your personal balance sheet
🏫 Welcome to Bankrupt Heart Academy, where you’ll meet:
💼 Manil – A gentle, mysterious linguistics professor-slash-fund manager. His voice is smoother than your dwindling portfolio.
🏠 Karlsai – A tsundere real estate prince with a crippling fear of women… but insists you pay attention to him. Loudly. From a safe distance.
💪 Lancelot – The school’s founder, a muscle-obsessed headmaster who punishes students with button-based attacks.
No, we’re not kidding. His finance classes are also physics classes.
✨ Features:
🎙️ Full voice acting
💸 Romance × Finance × Mental Instability
📉 Every choice leads to love... or total financial collapse
💥 A headmaster who literally weaponizes his shirt buttons
🛢️ A heart-wrenching quote:
“Did oil make me fall in love with you... or are you just more valuable than oil?”
🎮 Playtime: ~1.5–2 hours
📚 Genre: Visual Novel (with optional emotional damage)
🌍 Shared Universe: Doki Boki Hentai Language School™ (yes, it’s canon, stop asking)
💔 Ready to fall in love... or into debt?
👉 Click “Add to Wishlist” and bring more oil, more chaos, and just a little bit of financial anxiety into your life.
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