Hey all!
Sorry it took us a while to get achievements working! We tried a newer method of uploading the file to Steam and that turned out to be the issue. You may have noticed several un-announced patches, which were the squidlits trying different things to see if achievements were activating.
Unfortunately achievements are not retroactive, but Skwit Skwot told us that she's archived a log of your valiant deeds in her royal library. We've also fixed other bugs that were reported to us on Twitter, Steam Discussions, and the Squidlit Fan Community Discord!
Thank you all for your help!
Have a squishy day!
~Alex, Sam, and the squidlits.