HellO valued employees,
We have devilishly exciting news to share with you! The next infernal update for Hell of an Office, titled "WFH (Work From Hell)," will be unleashed upon the world May 25th, 2023. 🔥
What's in the Update? 👹
Welcome to Hell 07, the Remote Work Void, where 10 new levels await. As Department of Well Being employees shift to remote work, an infernal portal sucks their homes into hell. Speed through the treacherous coffee lake, leaping on bouncing pillows amidst giant household objects.
The Price of Infernal Excellence 🔨
We've been fiendishly busy, stoking the fires while creating new levels. As a result, we're nudging the price up to $14.99. But fear not, early believers! You're getting all the future devilry at no additional cost. Why wait? Clock in now and enjoy the early benefits! We're eternally grateful for your support.
A Glimpse of the Transformation 📷
To give you a taste of the transformations that await you in the new update, take a look at this "before and after" image. Witness the evolution of our creation as it grows in nightmarish complexity. This is the dedication our team pours into each update, ensuring your suffering is taken to new heights!
Mark your calendars for May 25th, and brace yourself for a journey that will test your sanity and resilience. Remember, your lack of safety is our priority! Stay tuned for more devilish updates as we continue to shape Hell of an Office into the ultimate office nightmare. 🔥📈
Yours infernally,
43 Studios