myFloppy is here!
So if you're thinking about adopting a pet, there are a couple of things you should know:
Dogs will run up your water bill.
Cats will eat your lilacs.
Birds come with a limited warranty.
Domesticated skunks are only allowed as pets in 17 states.
These pets will all die. They will leave you.
Consider adopting a myFloppy virtual pet:
Floppy only pees in cyberspace, not in your laundry hamper.
Floppy will not die, although he may hate you.
Floppy is a 2 time competitive jetpack racing champion.
Floppy has a cooler house than you.
Floppy can remove all of the creme filling from Oreos using only two swift an well executed movements.
Adopting a Floppy is your calling and now is the time. You can make a difference in the life of a Floppy for only a few short minutes a day. Download now!