Dear Knights and Dames,
"It was during the heat of battle
when the emperor tended to his dairy cattle.
It was when the enemy knocked down our gates
that the emperor dropped his golden dinner plates.
It was when our soldiers lay shattered next to their shields
that the emperor was playing golf in the fields.
It was when our farms were wholly aflame
that the emperor finally came...
As his empire fell, he watched
Turns out ruling is a task
- that he botched.
And he botched it bad.
Again."
On June 13th I am urging all of you to report to the Emperor's Castle. Apparently the Emperor is looking for someone to reclaim his empire. Will you join our great emperor's cause? Will you battle the notorious Feeble The Weak on the sunflower fields?
Then join us on June 13th and experience what it is like to build a sidescrolling castle. And who knows? Perhaps you are suited for a larger quest... We'll see if you've got what it takes.
Open The Gates! To War We Go!
- The Advisor