Dear Farmers! Welcome to Human Farm!
Our company is providing the best grade meat since 1984!
However, we need to respond to the vile slander of competitors that our Meat it is not prepared according to the H-A-P-P-Y* philosophy rules!!!
HUMAN FARM GUARANTEES QUALITY OF PRODUCT.
Our Humans are provided with Fresh Water and Tasty Food!
We strictly control food rations to avoid needles fat!
They are kept in rooms which are 100% compliant with H-A-P-P-Y ruleset!
Qualified staff is controlling the breeding process 24/7
We use the newest technology to improve our Quality Control System!
Product Preparation Process is being accomplished in Modern, Safe and Spacious Workspace.
According to the survey, 10/10 employees are delighted to work for Human Farm!
You can see Dear Customers, Human Farm attaches great importance to providing you with the best quality product! For any Further Questions please refer to the contact form!
(sidenote#1: Human Farm Team is going to publish Devlogs more often from now!)
(sidenote#2: We were too busy to properly lead Human Farm Challenge. Its going to be Rebooted soon with even more cool stuff involved! Stay tuned!)
*(Humans who Are Pigs Property are FlukY)