Dear students and concerned parents,
We are pleased to inform you that the expansion of Gravewood High is progressing smoothly. This month, we updated the science lab, which means students will no longer have to conduct experiments in a dark basement.
All students will be required to take the 'Electricity: electrocution and other uses' course. Our faculty have found it to be the most popular of all the classes offered at Gravewood High.
We would like to assure parents that we take the safety of students very seriously, and hired specialists to ensure the science labs are up to code. However, before attending lessons, students are required to remove all electronic devices, metal objects and personal belongings.
During the course, students will learn which materials are dangerous conductors of electricity. This will assist them in making the right choices when interacting with electrical sources. We assure you - attendees are going to find the first lesson to be quite shocking.
See you soon at the creepy school,
Gravewood High School Board