Dear students and concerned parents,
The updated physics system can confuse some of the new students, especially the ones trying to sneak into the school building at night. It's not just the cute rubber ducks, many other items can be knocked over, betraying your presence.
For those that think of themselves as being smarter than the average pupil and attempt to use the more sneaky routes for breaking in, we should warn you that ventilation grilles are now secured with reinforced red bolts. Red bolts are stronger than blue bolts, everyone knows that.
Security measures are being strengthened every day. All for the sake of your safety...
See you soon at the creepy school,
Gravewood High School Board