Fellow dads, wannabe dads, and honorary dads,
It’s been one whole year since Dadlympics jogged awkwardly onto Early Access! Since then, you’ve cheered, groaned, and smacked other dads.
To celebrate this glorious dad-iversary, we’ve released a small but mighty update. Think of it like tightening your New Balance sneakers before mowing the lawn—it won’t make you cooler, but it sure helps you run smoother.
What’s new in this patch:
⚙️ Small tweaks – Added the unlockables now! They're tied to your achievements, so go out there and get those achievements!
🐞 Bug fixes – We bravely wrestled a swarm of bugs. They put up a fight, but like any dad fixing the Wi-Fi, we eventually just unplugged them and plugged them back in.
🏆 Continued dedication – Because dads never quit. Unless it’s putting the Christmas lights away.
Thanks for sticking with us for a year of dad jokes, dad reflexes, and dad bods. More updates (and more dad chaos) are on the horizon, but for now, enjoy the smoother ride.
Now go forth, stretch those calves, and compete responsibly. Remember: it’s not about winning, it’s about avoiding back pain.
– Goobster