Yo Dawgs,
I know it's been a while since Ol' Uncle Ricky has made an announcement and first and foremost, I would like to put all your worries to rest. Your Uncle Ricky is fine, staying inside and working hard to make sure y'all have plenty of waifus waiting for you in the difficult upcoming months. As a matter of fact there is a fantastic new game coming out tomorrow. If you haven't yet, why don't y'all meander over and check it out, add it to your wishlist too:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1284300/King_of_Spies/
This one is gonna be real good, I promise you that. Especially for those of you that love a lil' bit of girl on girl action. Y'all know that Ol' Uncle Ricky loves him some female love!
On to our other interesting news. Over the past few months we've been thinking real hard about what y'all like and don't like, so instead of just wonder we decided to ask y'all instead. We've set up a nice little survey, just a few questions and if you complete the survey for us, we'll give you ONE FREE copy of ANY game on our catalogue. That's right dawgs, just by filling in a small survey (3-5 minutes of your time) you can get your hands on a free game (except maybe the new one, coz Ol' Uncle Ricky needs to eat too).
Here is the survey:
https://forms.gle/uvFaHngV29CaikZV7
Fill that in for us and put in your email and we will get in contact with you ASAP about your free game!
Peace!
Ricky