I don't really grasp the inner machinations of Steamworks -- it's impressively opaque in a lot of ways, actually -- so it turns out that as soon as my build was approved (today), I was able to release the game when I'd intended all along (again, today).
In other words, REPTOMOM is now in the wild.
I'm hoping everyone can get the most recent build, because neither of my administrator accounts seem able to yet.
I have been wrangling with this all day, not to mention the years leading up to this day, so I figured it was just about time to get something out there.
Please don't judge too harshly, and enjoy.
K