Developer posts and news about this game.
Hello progressing people, today we have the cutest progress you will ever make! From our friend Rennsemmel81 / Sculptyfix we have a new progress bar for you with Moonpie, the cutest pixel-alpaca ever 🦙💖 Get his game here and enjoy a new free progress bar to progress. And/Or wat
Hello progressing people, New DLC we have a new DLC for you to progress with: The HergornTV DLC Never progress alone ever again with your favorite unknown streamer DLC! Visit HergornTV; UPDATES Registered All the amazing people who registered their game (like in the old days) are
In cooperation with your favorite UNKNOWN streamer, HergornTV, comes a new DLC for you to never progress alone ever again! Wishlist now! Visit
JujiBla is drawing a new boss for Last Stance, but for the Steam Workshop. Join her on twitch.
Punch off! We have a PUNCH OFF! Our newest game Last Stance is now available on Steam! EMBRACE THE CUTE AGRESSION AND GET INTO THE FIGHT! Socials:
Hello fellow progressing people, for the spoopy season we bring you the most scary stuff we gamedevs had experienced ever: THE UNITY RUNTIME FEE BANKRUPT UPDATE! UPDATE: This Update was delayed, because we couldn't make a new sale, because our game was "too cheap", because we nev
Hello progressing people, Today is patchday, so ready your bars to progress right into it! Mystery Activity A player had some concerns about the CPU-load of our game, so I looked into it. While I could answer some questions, I found a bug I fixed in another project but never patc
So we meet again, progressing people. This time with a whole "NEW WORLD" update for everyone to enjoy 💖. Since it is one of the most viewed progress bars on the planet it seemed appropriate to include it. And a BIG THANK YOU, to all of you who left a positive review and/or a nic
Hello all the progressing people out there, the year progresses to it's end, but that doesn't mean we stopped progressing and bringing you another FREE UPDATE! We partnered with the awesome folks from Draw Me A Pixel to bring you one of the amazing THERE IS NO GAME - WRONG DIMENS
Hello all the progressing people, this time we have a small Halloween update for you. The Screen Saver will now start within 15 seconds instead of 60, so you can get the Halloween exclusive Halloween Screen Saver achievement a "bit" faster. And of course there are some little twe
Hello all the progressing people, we hope you are safe and to stay home and safe we have a new BIG FREE UPDATE for you all to enjoy 💖 3 NEW BARS ENDLESS DEFRAG NEW LAUNCHER FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS The endless defrag is not really new, but you have now the choice between 2 diffe
Hello progressing people, this is not only the launch of the H.O.R.S.E. 1st DLC , but it is also a BIG FREE UPDATE to the game itself! New Progress Bars await, and there are more achievements, minigames, a terminal based web browser, bugfixes and improvements for all you amazing
A player, Punkchef-Kumpel , suggested an achievement for our most famous H.O.R.S.E. and that escalated quickly. That's exactly the reason why we are still updating the most fabulous Progress Bar Simulator, you amazing people out there caring for our fun little game and therefore
Hello progressors, I made a mistake and broke the Screensaver for Christmas. Or maybe the Grinch broke it, we will probably never know! This is now fixed and the achievement "SNOW FIELD" is now available and unlock-able. I am really sorry for the inconvenience ːsteamsadː HAVE FUN
Hello progressing people, I hope you are good today. Here comes the BIGGEST Progress Bar Simulator update so far for you, the Halloween update . But wait what? An Update for a 99 cent game? REALLY? The developers must be nuts, this won't pay off in ANY way! But yes, this is a com
Hello progressing people, we are very proud to announce that we made huge progress and finished implementing the second indie game Progress Bar in our game, the initial loading screen, the Progress Bar from Super Blood Hockey ( you can checkout this awesome game over HERE ), made
Good news, everyone! It should have been here from day 1, but Valve was really concerned about the copyright of this Progress Bar, so we launched without it. But now IT IS BACK! We proudly present the Rise to Ruins loading screen! Ray (the really awesome developer of Rise to Ruin
Hello players, you people are amazing! And with this introduction welcome to the most creative name for an update ever: UPDATE 1 Big thanks for your support and love for life, the universe and progress itself. We decided to finish and publish a bunch of things that didn't made it
Hello progressors, thanks to the patient folks at Valve, all issues have been resolved and we are now live! You can finally make progress the way YOU want. Enjoy and progress where no one has progressed before! - SpielmannSpiel
Hello everyone, I know you are eager to finally make your progress through computer history, but we won't make our release date (at least not on steam). While the folks at Valve are really helpful, we couldn't resolve all issues in time, but we are sure we will release within the