Netanyahu Update 67
You can now call Prime Minister BB Netanyahu. You can now read about the trans origins of the President.


You can now call Prime Minister BB Netanyahu. You can now read about the trans origins of the President.

An epic adventure set in the same universe as Trump Simulator, but in the future (2077). Experience being a MAGA person

Musk DLC is here!! You can now play as the mysterious Mr. Musk on his spacestation, while the President is down on earth. There are bugs haha, I'm working on fixing the last few tho!!! Enjoy, my fellow Americans. -Luke

The flamethrower now *ahem* deletes the agents bringing you Cola.

Patch #2: You now have a weight measuring mechanic. Weigh yourself after you eat too many TonsaBurgers. If you're too fat, use the treadmill downstairs to burn off weight!

Updates: 'Shitter' now has dynamic and random replies and likes that you can check in your Notifications tab You can now embezzle money directly from the 'Tax Stream' in the basement. Achievements are here.