Daniel Lewis · TheNewTropic
Aright its time for a local lockdown, which means more ESD updates, like THIS ONE. Get yourself a new map with a new element - moving platforms. And another new element - a giant squirrel! AND ANOTHER NEW ELEMENT - fire! Oh that one already exists? Oh my Gaia! I'll take it back!
ZOMBIE UPDATE LIVE This update contains a new map, the haunted forest . Creepy fog, spooky yet punchy music, and of course unlimited zombies who carry the infection on their sharpened... fingers? You can't limit their personal freedoms by requiring them to wear gloves! There is a
In this update: Punching is now a lot smoother. Punching is now more powerful. The AI now punches slightly quicker. The AI now makes decisions a little faster. The correct music plays for the boxing ring. Fixed the stat screen not coming up sometimes. That's it, not much to it! I
The BOXING UPDATE is now live! In this update there is a new arena to practise extreme social distancing - the boxing ring! Punch, cough, and hoard toilet paper while hundreds of coloured eggs snap your pics, mourn the financial repercussions of buying the tickets, and make plans
Extreme Social Distancing is now ready to play! Yeah, we know it's silly, we know it's yet another attempt to profiteer off of an international tragedy, we know it locked your pet lizard in a cupboard - but it's still a good way to take out some of those frustrations you feel bei