Ye needs secrecy, skill, and a fair bit o' good luck to be a successful smuggler. The scurvy dogs of the crew, Miss Fortune, found themselves cursed with bad luck at every turn of the tide. Step aboard this bizarre vessel and hear the tall tale about their accursed journey.
Lazy Walter booched navigation (again) and the ship sailed off the charted course! They spent weeks adrift at sea without sighting a single brigand and then calamity struck! They were shipwrecked in a mysterious ship graveyard. After too much sloppy work and many, many pig's breakfasts, they cobbled together something seaworthy and were able to make it back to port.
Now that they're home, they've given up the smugglin' trade. They're offering 3-hour tours around yer favorite archipelago while they regale ye with the tale of their fateful cruise. Don't worry about a bit o' bad luck. Stop by yer local shipyard and add a Calamity Class Cutter to yer collection today! The Calamity Class Cutter will be available through June 30, 2015.