Captain’s log.
Stardate: 2019.
Apparently I have plenty of fans here on Earth. They came to visit me when I was remilking my tanks at Gamescom.
Major conclusion: humans are much prettier than space mootants and they’re way better at challenging twin-stick games. It was splendid to hang out with people who don’t want to eat your face off. A truly rare sight nowadays.
Anyway, I moost go now. Duty calls.
Next stop on the Milky Way: Steam.
ETA: September 5.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/933160/Space_Cows/