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Satisfactory review (early access)

Satisfactory review

A first-person industrialism sim that sees you wrestling with machinery on an alien planet to create the perfect factory.

  • Developer: Coffee Stain Studios
  • Publisher: Coffee Stain Publishing
  • Release: Out now
  • On: Windows
  • From: Steam, Epic
  • Price: £27/€30/$30

There it is, the trans-planetary pipeline. One long tube of metal scarring a rural alien planet. It brings coal and water to my power stations, and electricity to my factories. It has taken a day of planning, construction and pumping. Now, the pipeline stands before me, a snaking behemoth of energy consumption. Suddenly, a thought comes. Why didn’t I just build coal stations next to the vein? I could have stretched a cheap wire across the planet, instead of a kilometre-long death pipe.

This is Satisfactory, a cracking first-person factory-builder that’s been in early access on Epic for a while. It’s coming to Steam today, so RPS management dispatched me to inspect the game’s machinery and ruin the extraterrestrial idyll with smog and incompetence. They sent the right person.

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